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Nobody applied on Diesel's behalf. Nobody dropped a resume. The system just looked at a random garage, looked at a random stray, and went "yeah, that tracks," and dropped him right into the one workplace where he'd fit in without anyone noticing the hire.
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Because that's the real trick of this system, it doesn't just match cats to laps, it matches cats to purpose. Somewhere out there is a system administrator whose entire job is cosmic HR, and their one task that day was deciding a shop full of mechanics needed exactly one small orange supervisor who'd never touch a single tool.
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He didn't get trained. He didn't shadow anyone. He just showed up already fluent in "looking extremely busy while doing nothing," which, frankly, might be the most transferable skill in any industry. The system saw that instinct and said this one's wasted on the street, put him somewhere he can supervise professionals.
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And now the placement's permanent, at least according to the mechanic who posted this like he still can't quite believe it happened. He's not a guest, he's not a mascot, he's an assignment that got fulfilled. The system did its job, delivered the cat to the exact place he was always supposed to end up, and walked off before anyone could ask questions.
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The shop didn't hire him. He was sent.
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